So I set up a post for This Week in Film, movies movies movies! Really, read it, take advice, go forth and prosper!
Kathy Griffin was at Massey Hall tonight and I came to the sad realization that all of her act tonight was based off of reality tv. Literally, you cannot keep up with Kathy Griffin unless you are as much as a slut to the television as she is. Twenty minutes about one moment on American Idol where Paula…fucks up. Yeah. 10 minutes about The Hills…uhhh, ok. She’s not funny anymore and it makes me wish Mitch Hedberg were still alive..
But then, maybe Kathy is on to something because sometimes reality is oh so much better than fiction. Such as this, a woman calls POLICE because her Burger King burger wasn’t made to her satisfaction. My favourite quote?
Dispatcher (incredulously): “Ma’am, we’re not going to go down there and enforce your Bacon Western Cheese Burger”
Crazy Mom (irate): “Then what am I supposed to do!?”
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